Greens that Really Make You Think… (Gone 🤔🤔🤔?) PREMIUM GREENTEXTS for the PRE-HOLIDAY BLUES!!! :D
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I have completely run out of rhymes. RIP poetic video titles. ⚰️⚰️⚰️☠️ Thinking about ordering Taco Bell tonight… or maybe Carls Jr. I’m more in the mood for …
God don’t you just love the green text?
Its unlike any other
Genuine laughter, genuine smiles, and even got some wholesomeness… You sir/ma'am/[insert pronoun] have received my like and my subscription.
Yeah boy it's sweener time!
"Stop eating so much and you won't be fat."
Thanks, Sweener. I needed to hear that today. ❤️🤣
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When my retarded coment on a post gets on sweener vid. Feels great man 1:49
Just like in a superhero comic sweener swoops in right when we need him
Love to see it yet another godly post by sweener
>I have completely run out of rhymes. RIP poetic video titles.
bro just pull an eminem and read a dictionary, have a good day.
I yield to the master of voices and snappy comebacks.
11:23 i bet my life saving of 6 dollars and 95 cents she's over weight and has yellow teeth
More greentext for my nightly walks, thank you father
Thank you for all the lovely greentexts. May kek himself bless you. ❤
Thanks for the upload mommy
First one reopened a void that I thought I had officially numbed with whiskey. Thx buddy❤
“Hefty black woman”
Yeah, that’s usually the reason work suck
Anon gets a fetish and now climaxes every time he excrecates.
Sween this thumbnail is looking dummy thicc, what do I do, it's NNN after all
Thanks dad for the giggly greens
Also: In regard to the "lost my position/career over touching some obnoxious coworker's phone."
It's morbidly hilarious trend in society when a hard-working and competent employee can find themselves irreparably demoted and their career derailed as a consequence of a singular complaint from a self-aggrandized temp employee (who won't even be remembered by the end of the year) about an utterly inconsequential matter.
It's better still, when you realize that company who demoted you as a wildly disproportionate reaction to the perceived slight? They hire some rando' chuckle-f*ck to take over your prior responsibilities/position, who (through their own incompetence and other assorted shortcomings) creates enough accumulated drag via mismanagement and contemptible work ethic to cause the operations of the ENTIRE company to grind to a screeching halt.
MFW: Spineless manager loses their own job and company in the chain-reaction caused by pandering to some interchangeable, drooling neanderthal (who would occupy their seasonal part-time entry-level position another week, then quitting without prior notice).
MFW: Watching it all unfold, while securing a vastly better job elsewhere a week before the entire company would file Chapter 7 bankruptcy?
Priiiicelesssss….
Good to see you again sweener, hope you're doing well.
"Stop eating so much and you won't be fat."
Damnit, Sweener! You can't say that sort of thing to them!
You should be encouraging *body positivity*! If shoving "Chrischeetos"(*¹) down their distended meat-pipes gives their lives "meaning," and feel free to express themselves by piling on layer upon layer of unwashed, fetid, Bassett-Hound-esque flaps of bedsore real estate?
It's your duty as a color/height/weight/gender/sexuality/religion-blind member of society to generate positivity for people who have beauty of the different-but-not-different-at-all variety. Their choices should be celebrated!
….[ Dry-heave ]
Yeah, I could use a half pound of activated charcoal and a round of chemo' after that one.
Eh, worth it.
*¹: Cheetos, which have been lubricated with Crisco and denial.
Hory shet milkers
Lets go
although i’m late, i’m about to go to sleep so this is perfect
These videos make me feel greasy
Thump mail
another instant classic
new sweener vid? new sweener vid.
Be me try to murder this teenager with a glock I'm going to fake surrender and then kill him (points gun at teenager) (pow) ah my arm it's a spaghetti arm medddddiiicc!! Be me let me hit this fleeting kid with a skateboard like I do to my wife (pow) – ow my hear-(falls over)
Be me me lunged for this kid while screaming I'm gonna kill him after I attempted to ram a bombed out flaming dumpster into a gas station this will go over so we(powp) ow I've be sho- (shot in side of head) be me hderrrrrrrrrrrrrryuuurrrrr retard brain hemorrhage ensues 🙂
evening lord
Be me, work in truck terminal, get all sorts of fucking weird ass dudes every week.
One of my home fleet truckers talks about “that one weird guy from this morning”, i look at the list and find a name i remember for a guy who reminds me of buffalo bill. Begin to talk about said weird guy. My home fleet trucker says that he had to move his unit, and that he had “stuffed animals” in his cab.
I gotta check it out.
Get Weirdo’s truck number, go in the yard, and find it. Go to the passenger side and, honest to god, I find a stained Lola Bunny plushie buckled into the passenger seat of the truck.
Fall into the muddy lot and begin to wretch.
And here I was settling in for a long night of drugs and The Binding of Isaac with some YouTube on for background noise. You've always got my attention front and center though Sweenie.
Edit – Fairly smooth transition from 16th century English ruffian to 1990s New York city ruffian.
YouTube would be a sad place without you daddy Sween! 😁
Fuckin Sween Bro! Always a good fren. Saves me from the teeth grinding politics when I need him most.
thonk waifu
It's my birthday and uncle sweener gives me a gift of a thousand autismos
LOL as someone who started a small business selling Kratom… It’s weird to hear a post referencing it.
Just finished. Fantastic work as always. <3
Kiss, daddy.
Gald I can always listen to your green texts when I'm down, lifts my mood up. Thank you
Srewshin'
sweener bringing me some nice greens for my beans
Aw yeah baby let's go
Glad you're still here.
As soon I finished this, some girl wants to see me. Guess who is gonna have her dick sucked tonight ? Thanks papa Swee you give me good luck . See you later sweeners
i remember the server good times
these greens go hard, may I screenshot?