KingCobraJFS Celebrates World GOTH Day
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only the coolest gothic bad boys make garlic mashed potatoes.
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There is a washer and dryer in his trailer. You can see them in the real estate posting.
Waves… Micah Waves 🤵♂
his food looks like my vomit after eating a garbage plate (ny thang yall probably won’t understand)😪😪
He's a professional E begger even though he's a tard
I made better food hacks when I smoked the devil's lettuce in my teen years…… I invented Doritos layered nachos before Taco Bell lol
Even in my most muchified state…… I would NEVER, EVER, eat anything this sloth king recommended.
The fact that he fails at everything is truly amazing…… He is truly becoming a low-budget Ozzy.
Just think….. soon enough he will fully embody the "poor trailer trash" meme that us pigment-impaired have been branded with before.
Poured one out for homeboy Scotty
Instant mashed potatoes only take a few minutes, however long to boil the water. I think it actually takes longer in the microwave, but they don't turn out the same as if they're made from scratch, which only takes a few extra minutes. But I don't understand him putting all that in with the mashed potatoes; it only needs water. I can see adding some bacon or other things on top, but not that much extra, that just turns it to mush.
food hack : make inexpensive, instant mashed potatoes more expensive, taste like shit, and no longer instant 🤑🤑
I do worry about him.
Master roaster of sped classes right here
Josh could definitely not cook potato’s is probably why he uses instant. Looking at him I bet he’s never even cooked a pasta properly but like just never cooked enough so they are still crunchy
Is it just me, or does Cobras voice/way he speaks really piss me off?
Like idk why, his voice is just so insufferable
Josh you don’t need a reason to drink! You’ve never needed a reason to drink! Just tell the truth; daddy bought me a new place after I was naughty at the last place and got kicked out, so let’s get drunk for free!
Down syndrome anno 2024
Bro how tf does one fuck up instant mash this bad? I’ve made this shit at 1 AM drunk as a skunk and it came out how it was supposed to. The worst part is that he’s spending a decent amount of money on ingredients just to create slop. At least the boi eats it…
he's already spilling shit
Not even my dog would eat that….
Cobes doesn't even look goth anymore he just looks like a drunk washed up hobo
Cobes sounds like he's picked up a pill habit. Dude is not just stoned or litty. I would know. Ayo! Good stuff SatCon!
Woasted gawlik and mathpotatoth from the eyedohoeian companyth. Save time? Boy has nothing but free time. He lives in a world of drunken gooning.
Thanksgiving with cobe would be fukin crazy
Microwaves don’t cook food… they just warm it up
you laugh, but I've catered a wedding where the guests were excitedly asking if one of our chaffing dishes held chocolate pudding.
it was beef gravy.
Dude You're a single dude Try being a single father of 3 I use instant mash but I'll make corn with meatloaf ( homemade ) to go with it Between work Getting them to school Sports Etc I don't have 20 min for a side dish So don't knock the instant mash my brother They're a life saver But for an inbred alcoholic like josh who doesn't work , yes He has all the time in the world
Kim kardashian is goth AF doot, TMDWU
Josh's food looks the same going in that Boglin gut as it comes out.
Keem said on lolcow last night that they have Cyraxx locked in
If theres a laundromat i want detergent combos
it’s fun to laugh at cobes for being dumb but sometimes you just should like you hate the man . he is an actual regard to some extent , we can laugh and joke but sometimes it goes a lil far . we are just watching an asperger’s guy and judging him from our “normal” point of views
No freezing milk will cause it to separate into different components such as fat and water when it thaws, yuck!
Jorsh is pretty well on the end of his life cycle.
Figures the fake goth wouldn’t know it’s goth day. What a pathetic life he lives. From someone’s half basement to a crappy trailer. His dad is a real piece of work, doesn’t want to really help his son, just let him waste away. Must have quite some life insurance on him.
I'm not going to claim I'm a bogstorian or anything to that degree, but I think this is the dankest food hack he's ever done.
Guys this could be a group home of some sort there been few where we hear roommates
As much as I think his food hacks are disgusting, I tried the jalapeño Cheetos as a meme and they’re legit
I wonder if he still dusts his brain regulary
Only cobes can fuck up instant mash potatoes by not putting water in it. You boil water (2min in microwave) throw the flakes in stir. He can add the cheese and sour cream after.
Soon the king gonna have those cyraxx scabs. Already got the hairline.
Everytime he says “its not bad” it reminds of the scene from Bob’s Burgers where Jimmy Pesto makes a gross burger and goes “its good, its fine…its not fine its not fine at all!! Its going in the garbage!!”
Did this regard really say divoja 😂
This video was ExtremelyAnnoying just talks about how cobra cooks 🤦🏻♂️ begging for attention,content. Seriously what was the point of this video if you're not going to talk about some REAL stuff 😅🤣😂 the commentary is lame 😒 cobra does this all the time whats new.
Eats like shit and alcoholic. sediment lifestyle really destroying this man.
This arc is so tragic, when's the redemption arc?